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| McCain / Obama ROAST!!! Must See FUNNY!
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http://acornobama.weebly.com/uploads/1/2/8/5/1285691/acorn.pdf John McCain and Barack Obama swapped self-deprecating jokes instead of campaign jabs Thursday night, the Republican saying he had replaced his team of senior advisers with "Joe the Plumber" while the Democrat claimed his own "greatest strength would be my humility."
Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama stepped off the campaign trail to appear at a charity dinner on Thursday.
Said Obama: "Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father, Jor-el, to save the planet Earth," a reference to Superman.
McCain joked that Democrats had already begun attacking Joe the Plumber, the Ohio man whom he referred to in Wednesday night's debate, and claimed "that this honest, hardworking small businessman could not possibly have enough income to face a tax increase under the Obama plan."
"What they don't know is that Joe the Plumber recently signed a very lucrative contract with a wealthy couple to handle all the work on all seven of their houses," McCain said, drawing laughter with the reference to his property holdings.
The two men spoke at the 63rd annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner, a charity event organized by the Catholic Archdiocese of New York for the benefit of needy children. An estimated $4 million was raised.
The event often draws politicians as speakers and, by long tradition, presidential candidates appear as headliners every four years. In this case, the evening of humor came one night after an intense final debate of the presidential campaign.
Rival presidential candidates John McCain and Barack Obama gave a time-out to their contentious race tonight, appearing together at the Alfred E. Smith Charity dinner at the Waldorf Astoria hotel in New York City, where they playfully roasted each other, and themselves.
McCain spoke first, saying that Oprah Winfrey refers to Obama as "The One," but, "being a friend and colleague of Barack, I just called him 'That One.' He doesn't mind at all. In fact, he even has a pet name for me -- 'George Bush.'"
He also referred to the now-infamous "Joe the Plumber" who came up repeatedly in last night's debate: "Events are moving fast in my campaign and it's true that I dismissed all of my senior advisers. All of their positions will now be held by a man named Joe the Plumber."
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