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SNL - Real Sarah Palin On SNL - Tina Fey Meets Her Match - SNL - Part 2 - Amy Poehler Rap For Palin
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SNL - Real Sarah Palin On SNL - Tina Fey Meets Her Match - SNL - Part 2 |
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Freestlye Rap Battle: Translated
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This is a satirical translation of a freestyle rap battle. |
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Bert & Ernie tries Gangsta-Rap
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I was a bit bored last week, so I edited some old Bert & Ernie episodes to the sound of M.O.P.'s Ante Up.
The song can be bought here: http://www.amazon.com/Ante-Robbin-Hoodz-Theory-Clean/dp/B001386YO4/ref=sr_f2_1?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1219750431&sr=102-1
Bert & Ernie DVDs can also be found at amazon.com, like here: http://www.amazon.com/Sesame-Street-Vol-School-1974-1979/dp/B000UNYJTK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1219750890&sr=1-2 |
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Hummus: The Rap
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An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer!
Oh, here are the lyrics, it's kinda fast-paced:
Hummus. I'm eating hummus.
Dip it to my thumb-us.
It's the best, beats the rest
When you seem to need a
paste with some taste
to put on your pita
Hit me, hit me
With a little chick pea
Got a lot of bread
That's the trick, see?
I'm a fast pita eater
got the pedal to the metal
Putting down so much bread
You'd think I was Hansel and Gretel
Now my bread's all gone
Hmm, what's the next pick?
Checkin the pantry
How 'bout some bread sticks?
Bust the tops off the box
Dip it in all the way
Put that stick in my head
Like I'm Phineas Gage
I got my hummus from the supermarket
Don't be a weenie
If you want real hummus in your stomach
Then you need some tahini
Is this hummus cooked?
You ain't gotta boil it, yo
You just need more peas
than a toilet bowl
You've been sitting there for hours eating?
Maybe brah...
It's like the toilet's eating hummus
Through a crazy straw!
Remy Remz in a Benz
Cruisin' on a Sunday
When'd you rent a Benz, Remz?
I thought you rock a Hyundai
Driving up to Detroit
Now that summer's here
Rock City?
Nah man, I call it Hummusville!
What, you on vacation?
Sounds like a nice world
Man, I'm working harder
than a Valtrex in a Spice Girl
Dearborn's the place
where the hummus flows
I thought they liked coneys, man
I saw it in the Post
I love dipping in the hummus, man
I beg your pardon?
I'm eating more paste
than I did in kindergarten
Options pouring out on Warren
lots of food I see
Got cuisine on from Shatila
down to New Yasmeen
I done came for the food
I'm a hummus-eating menace
Ask my doctor, turn your head and cough
Aren't you a dentist?
Clap your hands really fast
If you think hummus is the best
Now shake sh-shake shake your pita
If you hit the hummus with paprika
Saddam, Iran, Osama,
Baby bomber drama, little peace:
it's on your TV, but believe me
There is good in Middle East, it's...
Hummus. I'm eating hummus.
With Thomas Jefferson-us. |
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OT RAP
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It's been 90 years since O.T. came out in the game
And whoa look where we came from and what we became
'Member when O.T. was all up in the asylums
Now we in hospitals, schools, and the rehab gym
To begin, why you think O.T. will be given
The doc refers us to make you functional again
And when you feel like you'll never be independent again
The O.T. will be in to assist you and your kin
Asking what you want to work on first
That's right, O.T. is client-centered
We work with your goals and provide meaningful
occupations to help you have a healthy lifestyle
Now lets talk about the clients we work with
There's a lot, so let me break it down for you a bit
There's people with physical disabilities to begin
We also work with kids and in geriatrics
Mental health, and neurological disorders too.
Britney Spears could probably use some O.T. up in her hood
Now, O.T. is about helpin'
People improve their skills for the job of livin'
Let it sit inside your head that quality of life is significant
And people should live their lives to their fullest
That's where O.T. is turning disabilities
into higher possibilities
Come again (WFOT)
come again, (we got AOTA) come again (OTAC), come again (OTs join them!)
P.T.'s we love you and you can work it out
But we're here to show people what O.T.'s are all about
O.T., O.T., O.T. (2x-this line)
The second verse is dedicated to the therapy
We provide to maximize people's skills and abilities
Well, first we assess and evaluate areas of concern
To create an intervention plan that's individual ...and not stern
We also offer comprehensive home and work site interventions
With adaptation recommendations and meaningful occupations
Cause occupation affects health and well-bein'
And by occupations we mean your tasks of daily livin'
Like learnin', workin', playin', and carin' for you and your family
We help restore or improve your physical and mental abilities
We teach new and old skills through purposeful activity
That can help prevent future injury and shows some creativity
So where you gon' go when you're havin' trouble in school
Where you gon' go when you need help with self-care too
Where you gon' go when you need some adaptive tools
uh huh, O.T. come again
Yo yo Come again, come again, come again
Watch out watch out, look out look out, (for the O.T's)
Watch out watch out, look out look out. (for the O.T.'s)
P.T.'s we love you and you can work it out
But we're here to show people what O.T.'s are all about
O.T., O.T., O.T. (2x-this line)
P.T.'s we love you and you can work it out
But we're here to show people what O.T.'s are all about
O.T., O.T., O.T. (2x-this line)
*Special thanks to Lauryn Hill for letting us borrow her amah-zing song, "Doo Wop (That Thing)."
** And thanks to Natalia, our publicist/manager/videographer/ipod button pusher/dog watcher. You rock girl. |
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Skillz 2007 Rap Up Video: DAT DIRECTOR'S CUT
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Fresh from http://www.soveryfresh.com
Shouts to them, Mad Skillz, and everybody involved.
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07 Wrap Up Jimmy Rose Remix |
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Rap das Armas - Tropa de Elite ( Musica )
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Video da musica Rap das Armas do filme tropa de elite |
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Star Wars gangsta rap 2 with Subtitles and Lyrics
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Music by: Jason Brannon
Editing by: Joshua Shreve
Download page:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RDC7SK10
Star Wars gangsta rap lyrics:
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!
Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one who brings remorse to this fucking universe.
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
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PAUL BROGAN - NBA RAP (Original)
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New Paul Brogan videos on Myspace.com
Go to http://Myspace.com/PaulBrogan |
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Eggs Over Easy: The Rap
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Hey everyone! Here's a new rap video I wrote. Hope you like it!
If so, feel free to subscribe! |
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bigmac drive thru rap
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This vid is soo nice XD - LYRICS :
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this hizzle
For rizzle my mizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the fries. |
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A-R-A-B: The Rap
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There's no business like goat business.
Here's another video, this one to the tune of a popular rap song. I hope you enjoy it. If so, feel free to subscribe. |
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Fast Food Freestyle
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Drive-thru freestylin', freestyling at the drive through! For more go to:
http://www.joewoody.com/
http://www.fastfoodfreestyle.net/
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my mizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES...
Comments by 'J0eW00dy' are Joe himself |
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RSC : The Othello Rap
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The Reduced Shakespeare Company presents The Complete Works of William Shakespeare Abridged.
The Othello Rap. :D |
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Jay's Rap
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Jay's Rap - Full Screen without that big "Video Pimp" logo in the way
Lyrics:
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Fuck, fuck, fuck
Motha motha fuck
Motha motha fuck fuck
Motha fuck, motha fuck
Noich noich noich
1,2
1,2,3,4
Noich, noich, noich
Smoking weed, smoking wizz
Doing coke, drinking beers
Drinking beers, beers, beers
Rolling fatties, smoking blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts
Rolling blunts and smoking..
Uh, let me get a nickel bag
15 bucks, little man
Put that shit, in my hand
If that money, doesn't show
Then you owe me, owe me, owe.
My Jungle Love, yeah, o e o e o, I think I
wanna know ya know ya,
yea what? |
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